I recently told my husband that I was having a midlife crisis. I am.  I am almost thirty, people! (Dec. 19th if you want to start counting down and saving up ;0} )  That is DOUBLE the age I was in high school even though I still feel like I just graduated high school yesterday.  I am in denial.  3 kids and several gray hairs later, I am starting to feel old.
The other day, I went to go get my Colorado license.  (Yep. It’s official.  I live in Colorado now.)  I tried to get all dolled up for the license photo but it takes a lot of flippin’ time to look the way I used to look. *Sigh*

SOOOOO…to make myself feel better, I took some self-portraits and photoshopped the crap out of them.  Once again, took a lot of time, but at least the picture will stay that way.  AND make me feel better because THAT’S the me I see.